meat smoker

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick

Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .

by meatsmoker101 November 13, 2015

heavy meat

1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.

"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."

by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008

Titty meat

The meaty portion of the breast that helps display the cleavage.

Hey Allie, that's a nice titty meat you have there!

by JoeyBagADonuts May 01, 2016

meat-sneaker

A vegetarian who likes a little taste of the protein now'n'then.

"I'm hosting a dinner party Friday, do I need to make a veggie dish for your girlfriend?"
"It's OK, she's a meat-sneaker."

by giraffe-o February 05, 2008

Bring on the meat

A phrase used by an extremely obese carnivore who lives in Louisiana and eats beef every day.

Obese Man: Anyone Here A Vegetarian

Vegetarian: Oh, I am.

Obese Man: MMM BRING ON THE MEAT! (Proceeds to shove chuck roast down his esophagus until he vomits everywhere.

by HoratioSanchez December 29, 2008

meat scepter

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

by Juan john January 20, 2019

meat heat

The excessive warming of a guy's genitals when using a laptop computer.

"Dude, I was using my laptop playing WOW and I got so much meat heat, I had to take a break"

by Hurtt January 16, 2009