P&BJ

The act of receiving Pussy (P) and a Blow Job (BJ)

Guy 1: Bro I’m going over to stacy’s house to have sex and get my dick sucked
Guy 2: Ah, The old P&BJ
Guy 1: Exactly

by Max_Power13731 May 27, 2020

BJ penkala

Typically known as the retarded one , he has the horse power of a worm and can reach up to speeds of a snail. He has the inteligence of a sea cucmber and slurps grease off the frying pan when he cooks up some fresh meat,

oi dude have you seen that weird BJ penkala. yeh dude yeah bro hes a stranger broo dude

by Fatrangabanga August 07, 2018

bj nozzle

Male ejaculation upwards into a partner's nostril

Oh man, that bj nozzle really cleared my sinuses.
Those nostrils are flaring for a bj nozzling.

by DaNozzlah November 15, 2013

Bj week

When an awesome woman gives her man oral sex instead of vaginal sex during the week she is on her period.

She doesn’t care for intercourse when she’s on her period so it’s bj week! Yes she’s a keeper.

by Deepsea September 22, 2022

Red bj

Where a person (m/f) gives you a bj with red pepper flakes in their mouth.

I got a red bj last night and I had to pour milk on myself to make the burn go away.

by Janewilliams September 23, 2021

Uncle BJ

A blowjob a man gets from his female patner when menstruation prevents the couple from having vaginal sex. Uncle BJ is often a man's only available option for sex from his wife or girlfriend when Aunt Flo comes to visit.

Wife: "You'd better forget about tonight, honey. Aunt Flo's coming for a visit."

Husband: "Well, I hope she brought Uncle BJ with her!"

by trxstr January 01, 2010

Blinded by the BJ

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.

Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!

by RyGuyW September 24, 2011