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The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.
Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!
by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013
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Sailor's Gravy

Sailor's Gravy is a mix between diarrhea and vomit. Comes from the fact hat when a person gets sea sick they puke and shit all at once.
The port-a-potty at the fair was full of sailor's gravy - those people were puking and shitting their guts out.
by Pinche Gringo February 19, 2011
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Gravy Piss

When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.
First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."
by Smeggles182 November 25, 2009
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Granny gravy

When an old lady shits herself she may produce what is known as granny gravy. This is what gives the old people home it's distinctive scent
Person one: you smell that?
Person two: we in an old folks home. You smelling granny gravy
by Bingull February 18, 2023
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Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.
Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking
by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
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Yank Gravy

Nut. Cum. Semen. Busted from a good vigorous yank.
I blew yank gravy all over my iPad.

My mom found my crust sock and knew I had been filling it with yank gravy.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
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