Betty Beamer

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.

Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.

by MissBloodySunshine September 17, 2009

Betty Swollocks

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"

by Shier August 16, 2005

Betty Friedan

1921 - 2006. Founding member of NOW (National Womens Organisation). She started the second wave feminist movement with her book The Feminine Mystique. A legend.

Betty Friedan - Women's liberation Movement

by Nobody's Property April 06, 2006

Betty Swallocks

A way of saying "sweaty ballocks" politely. Used by the sporty and jock-like people widely.

Oh man i just came from a double period of rugby. Gave me major Betty Swallocks

by Calum Harrison February 04, 2009

Ugly Betty

Intercourse including a man and a woman, at which point the man puts her in the walls of jericho and proceeds to climax.

Geraldo: Man, I have that bitch an ugly betty last night and she said her back still hurts!

Freddy: Word, dawg?

by TicalCJB August 04, 2008

Big Betty

A Big Betty is a really fat woman who never baths/showers, doesn't shave, and sleeps around.

omfg that girl over there is such a big betty!

by emoXlove6996 December 23, 2014

cold betty

the act of deficating on a sheet of saran wrap and wraping it up tight, then proceding to freeze the "log roll" untill solid. when fully frozen your partner uses the package as a dildo or other such pleasuring device. (unwrapping the log roll is optional)

"your sister took the cold betty challenge and worked it untill it was mushy"

by defenestrater April 19, 2008