Ol’ Marky

When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.

“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”

by PHS March 11, 2018

Ol lady

A female Love interest you can see yourself growing old with.

This is my ol lady.

I am about to take my ol lady out for our anniversary.

by KB@IlanA-Lesce’ February 28, 2022

Ole Lady

Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."

Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"

Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"

by DidderDeeDoo July 26, 2022

iko ol

To pronounce oneself as cool in a response where the word “cool” is expected

Iko ol, on that

by SCARYGHOST June 20, 2022

Ol' Eustace

When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick

I made a pitcher of margaritas and got bored so I did the Ol' Eustace trick

by fuzzsludge August 11, 2019

Ol’ Dusty

Old mans dick- especially a veiny one with dead skin and a cheese shop at the bottom

Betsy: hey john what’s for dinner todayyy?
John: haha, Ol’ Dusty!
Betsy: and you wonder why our kid came out ginger!

by johnysinsrighthand August 9, 2020

Ol' Larry

A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.

Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?

Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!

by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019