The J. Jackson Principle of Life

It States, If you not a brawler, then you a baller, if you not a baller, you a shout caller, if you not a shout caller, then you one dumb bitch..........

The J. Jackson Principle of Life says, Brawler is to baller, as baller is to caller, as caller is to bitch :D

by Jayven Jackson March 22, 2008

waste of life

a person who doesnt deserve to lifee

shut up u waste of life

by Irakli_n September 20, 2005

Tree of Life

Marijuana, Reefer, Ganja, Cannabis, Dank, etc...

Hey man, what are you doing over in your closet... what do you have there?

It's the tree of life man..

by durElephant May 14, 2012

Circle of life

When you insert your penis into your own anal cavity.

While performing the circle of life, Sean got it stuck.

by Jaster December 14, 2003

meaning of life

1-Nothing, there is no meaning of life. We are here by accident
2-To worship God. We are here to worship a potentially nonexistent being created most likely by man over 5000 years ago
3-42, at least according the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy
4-To achieve greater and greater things until we are at a state of perfect equilibrium where nothing can be done to improve anything and nithing can be done to hurt it.
5-To die. Each individual human's ultimate destiny is to die.
6-To love/do good. To make someone else's life better or easier.
7-We can't know, there's just no way of knowing

Guy 1: What's the meaning of life
Guy 2: I don't know

by Get away from me! April 30, 2005

meaning of life

To reach equilibrium.

The meaning of life is to reach equilibrium. Think about it.

by skhn November 24, 2006

The basic necessities of life

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005