My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.
by Fat Clown Neighbor November 12, 2008
Get the morbidly obesemug. by No I'm Not Serious January 9, 2020
Get the Obese Personmug. When someone is so huge that you are actually afraid of them; the fear that said person might become angered and sit on you in retribution of making fun of said obesity.
If your carpool is a violently obese person, you're afraid to correct any traffic violations for fear they will smother you to quiet any objections to their driving.
by LizPow September 9, 2006
Get the violently obesemug. by Jiggelo December 30, 2020
Get the morbidly obesemug. A thing with a vagina that is overweight and has a muffin top, a stomach that looks like she is pregnant, thunder thighs, saggy ass, grandma arms, chubby cheeks and saggy boobs. An obese slut sleeps around with: grenades, land mines, and any other thing that moves. She will take it any way and do anything. Do not anger or she will charge you like a hippomotamus.
by 0bEsEsLuTS March 1, 2011
Get the obese slutmug. The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)
Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods
Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.
Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods
Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.
Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
by A-Mac, JL November 11, 2004
Get the Obesity Scalemug. by Tori123456789 May 19, 2010
Get the obese nipplesmug.