naked status 

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide

Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!

naked status by aza333 June 29, 2011

Naked Log 

A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.

I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.

Naked Log by punchodex October 31, 2011

nukepills 

Also known as 'potassium iodide'. FDA approved to protect the thyroid from the effects of radiation from a nuclear source such as a nuclear reactor (Fukushima) or fallout from a nuclear bomb.

The government is distributing nukepills again in case of a nuclear reactor accident.

If the local reactor blows, I'm just gonna take a nukepill, grab a lawn chair and a beer, and watch the traffic jams from my front yard.

nukepills by TJofMD October 28, 2013

naked resignation 

For one to quit his current job before getting the next one.

A: "I quit my shitty job yesterday."
B: "oh, you got another one?"
A: "Nope, it was a naked resignation."
B: "Man, you got balls!"

naked resignation by beat me with a stick August 16, 2016

Naked Chicken Chalupa 

A taco with the shell made of chicken. Eaten by the Legend27 and JoeysWorldTour.

The naked chicken chalupa WEWEWEWEWEW

Naked Chicken Chalupa by Cy O'Hare March 14, 2017

Naked Dingus 

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.

“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”

Naked Dingus by ATF PB August 18, 2020

Naked November 

When a person wears no clothes around there house or to bed during the month of November

Chad : Thanks for having me over to dinner Jillian Steve's cooking gives me the shits.
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.

Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!

Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!

Naked November by SlopNChop November 23, 2020