Noobgasm

n. When you can hear a redneck/geek on halo pleasuring himself. They usually happen during Big Team Battle games... I guess rednecks/geeks can't contain themselves when they see spartan ass... I haven't quite figured it out yet.

Redneck having a noobgasm: "Ahhhhh, ahhh yeah, aaaaaah, aaaaah, be right back guys im gonna go beat my wife."

by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

Noobageddon

To be ambushed by a mass quantity of Noobs in a short amount of time. Usually happens on Forum chat rooms, and for some reason they almost always are from the UK.

The Member Number for the Chat Room jumps from 6 to 21 in a matter of seconds, and you are bombarded with Spamming noobs.
"oh no, its noobageddon! quick, get an admin! >_<"

by JaoOzaki January 21, 2009

Noobakanezzer

Person tying to be evil and failing miserably at it.

Man: Did you hear on the news that guy who tried to kill someone and ended up getting killed himself.

Man 2: Wow what a noobakanezzer.

by rockinthecazbah4 October 16, 2008

noobasity

Quality of a person being new to something. Total inexperience in a particular matter, especially gaming.

We lost the match because of noobasity of my teammates.

He was fragged because of his total noobasity at this.

by Wartex July 8, 2005

noobaloo

an extremely hardcore noob

your such a noobaloo

by Steven Mansfield August 2, 2007

noobra

a noob between noob and nooby noobert

cobmaster is a sill noobra at halo

by lilgraus December 24, 2007

noobastien

a noobular person who is also a nerd

bob is such a noobastien look at him hit the books

by Leo Martirano December 20, 2008