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noobaloo 

your such a noobaloo
noobaloo by Steven Mansfield August 2, 2007

Noobaloob 

A much more entertaining way to insult a poor player in a video game. To be substituted in place of noob or newbie. Best used in a situation when comic relief is needed.
Player 1: I totally just killed you with a pistol.
Player 2: Shut up, I shouldn't have died.
Player 1: Haha you got owned, you noobaloob.
Noobaloob by Da Jeebus July 16, 2008

noobaloid 

One who runs in circles, but lacks the 1337ness or simple ability to add zeros to their descriptors.
John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
Jack: You fuckin' noobaloid.
noobaloid by Niggadicks October 9, 2006

noobalobes 

Noobalobes - A group of highly leet super noobz. A threen man team. An unstopable force. Founded by "Skillznoob", "Shamamnoob", and "guynoob". Noobalobes are also associated with the clan "KOH".
"noobalobes for lyf3!"
"Skillz, shamam, and guy are a bunch of nooblobes"
"Give into the force of the noobalobes"
noobalobes by Skillz714 November 10, 2008

Noobamooba 

A person that is so genius that albert einstein would suicide if he saw that person out of shame.
A: Yo, im such a Noobamooba.
B: I didn't know sticking my penis in a dead person would bring them back alive
Noobamooba by Noobamooba December 10, 2022

noobloop 

What one calls a noob. Similar to calling someone a fruitloop. Also my PS3 PSN

Can also say noobcake.
Wow you're such a noobloop.
noobloop by noobloop March 16, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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