Alexis: Bro I think she's into me, lemme buy her something to get her to like me
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp
by coochielicker69 March 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a guy who prefers to talk to girls who don't like him instead of being with their friends. Most simps are called "Josh, Will or Ryan"
by iammrmidget March 8, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.
Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
by Macalak February 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Janis Smith June 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys
Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!
by spikeydildo February 10, 2017
Get the simpmug. 