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Comment Convo

A conversation that takes place on facebook between two people, online at the same time, that comment on each other walls instead of using the chat feature.
John: "I got so many notifications on my facebook due to your comment convo with Jane"
by Workboat42 September 2, 2010
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comment skim

The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.
I'm going to comment skim this article. Maybe someone posted something hilarious.
by Jon VonDouchenheimer September 4, 2013
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jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
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commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021
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Comment sniper

1. Someone who will go out of their way to comment somthin like "I'm better than ____" and get absolutely devoured by said community. Sometimes they can be racist, for example they can use the hard R N-word.
2. Grammar nazi's people that go out of their way to message a 2 month old post "don't not dont".
Dude u literally have 0 subs stop being a comment sniper
by StevenDaDemon December 26, 2022
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Comment Kamikaze

A person who spam copy and pastes emojis in comment sections.
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by The Comment King April 5, 2017
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Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
by pony1234 July 20, 2016
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