niplash

NOUN
whiplash of the nipple or nipples.
Extreme soreness of the nipple or nipples from seatbelt or clothing malfunction.

After the fender-bender, Ralph discovered he was suffering from niplash.

by AnonMS December 30, 2008

Cheese nips

A respectful name for addressing people with bright orange tans.

*Upon seeing a friend who just got a spray-on tan* Yo, what up, Cheese nips!?

by Ill Semar October 1, 2011

Nipaphobia

When you are scared shit-less of having your nipples touched or pinched! Or anything else freaky!

I found out that I have nipaphobia after my nipaphilliac girlfriend got touchy with my nipples!

by Cheechcha and Chonga March 3, 2010

Niptacalyosis

Having more than two nipples anywhere on your body, Including your forehead.

"Dude did you see that bitch with seven nipples? I heard her doctor diagnosed her with Niptacalyosis."

"Yeah dude its fuckin' gnarly".

by Jacka-Rooni January 2, 2012

napsacking

The art of pretending to be tired before having sex so that you can immediately fall asleep afterwards and skip the pillow talk, emotional breakdown, honest confessions, etc..

I knew that she was wanting to talk about the abortion so I made sure to look like I was napsacking as soon as she came over.

by B-rad D. March 14, 2012

Nigsav

When someone gets raging power and has the need to eat brains of small children at school dances. Or when someone does something so dumb that you have no choice but to call them a nigsav.

Guy A: hey man let's go play chicken with the cars on the thruway!
Guy B: man, don't be a nigsav.

Guy A: there's a giant monster running around but he keeps hiding in rafters and no one can find him! Our children keep coming up missing!
Guy B: oh my god! The nigsav must have came back! Run and hideeeee!!!!!

by Theotherguy May 2, 2012

Nipsty-Nine

The nipsty-nine is the more advanced version of the Sixty-Nine. Instead of focusing on the genitals each partner sucks on or plays with the others nipples while in the traditional sixty-nine position.

"Baby can we 69 later tonight?"
"How's about we treat our nipples right tonight with a nipsty-nine instead"

by Dickey G. September 28, 2015