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nintendo

Kick ass videogame company. Saved the industry in the 1980s, went downhill since, yet still are more profitable than any other videogame company (Yes, they make more $ than Sony does, because they actually make their own games. Today many jerkoffs knock Nintendo citing that their games are "kiddy" These are the same kinds of idiots that buy the Playboy videogame and think they're cool and mature because they only play games with blood and guts. A videogame is good if it is fun, and Nintendo doesn't need to rely on shock value, a la GTA, to make good games.
by TheKlause May 13, 2005
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Ninety Six

Ninety Six is a small country town.
by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
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Nintendo DS

The newest Nintendo Portable gaming system. It is awsome and will soon have really great games and online play for free!
Metroid Prime Hunters Online will fucking rule! PSP sucks!
by SCANK April 7, 2005
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Nintendo Entertainment System

Greatest game system ever. Visit www.neshq.com for more information!
by Andrewm February 2, 2004
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Nintendo Nazi

Someone who must master every electronic game they come across to the point of completeness unbeknownts to other mortals.
After refusing to give in to sleep for 3 days, Finley had finally recovered the Quad stone from level 5, but he wasnt done yet, his inner Nintendo Nazi had awoken and he would remain awake for the remainder of the week to vanquish the evil demon lord on level 10.
by Gorfindel Stanktoe March 24, 2005
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Nintendo Switch

The next Nintendo console after the formerly released Wii U. The Nintendo Switch will allow you to play console games on the go (such as playing it in a park, or on an airplane) also allowing you to put it in the dock which allows you to play the game on the TV. You can seamlessly "switch" from TV mode to handheld mode.
by InternetIgnorance January 20, 2017
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ninety night-stand

The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.

Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.

Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.

Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
by margaretsanger December 24, 2005
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