Negative Nazi

A person who authoritatively strikes down anything you say that is positive often with the use of sarcasm or downright speaking like an a**hole

Hey look at that Negative Nazi over there he's making everyone feel like s***.

by AvsSqueek October 13, 2011

negative breathing

The act of breathing in Carbon Dioxide.

Negative breathing happens when drink a bottle of coke and breathin in the Carbon Dioxide that's inside the bottle.

by Victoria_SD November 3, 2005

Negative Nigel

Someone who dislikes a person or thing for no apparent reason, just as a stuck up British man named Nigel would be. The Negative Nigel has most likely never met or at least tried to talk to the person, or tried the thing or event that he judges so much. In general, the Negative Nigel is just negative about a lot of things, more than a Negative Nancy. In fact, Negative Nancy actually learned from Negative Nigel after they were together.

Tyler doesn't like Brandon because Tyler just doesn't like him.

Hey Tyler, let's go riding!

Ok well I hope that Brandon dude isn't there.
Why?
He's annoying.
Why is he annoying?
He just is.
But you haven't even met him...

Tyler is therefore a Negative Nigel.

by jdub289f October 30, 2013

Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Static Negativity

When you experience a situation where someone speaks with a slight heart every time they open their mouth, and your eyes automatically fade into the background.

“...the other day I was reading a post from someone on Facebook, and I immediately fell into an anxious state because there was so much static negativity bouncing off of their words”

by Blah Blah Blahnick December 20, 2018

Neg Flex

Short for negative flexing.

Boasting competitively about how terrible your experience was.

Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"

Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."

Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"

by Odear April 7, 2019

Negative skill

Attempting to perform an elaborate skill but failing at this task

Glen attempted to get past gavin by using skill but this resulted in negative skill

by fassiej March 21, 2015