multi purpose everything tool

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.

I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition

by Russ Bus April 9, 2006

Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013

multi-task dating

Regularly dating multiple women at the same time. Generally with each of them understanding your not in a committed relationship. As opposed to playing a group of women in which they have no idea.

lol ok my phrase but people are starting to use it and i wanted to make sure everyone knew it was mine.

While multi-task dating, I Ballanced four women at a time. Of course the goal for multi-task dating has always been 7, one lady for every night of the week.

by abysswanderer December 6, 2006

multi loaf

The act of screwing around doing multiple non-productive activities.

That dimbulbian spends more time multi loafing than multi-tasking.

by Anti-Gen Y February 2, 2007

multi fucker

someone who fucks multiple people at once or gets fucked by multiple people at once.

That pornstar's a multi fucker

by khazm August 29, 2007

MullHawk

A haircut that consists of both the mullet and mohawk styles.

T: I'm getting my haircut today.
N: Oh really, what are you getting?

T: A MullHawk...
N: A Mullhawk? Whats that?
T: It's when your hair is short in the front and longer in the back and at the same time is longest in the middle. You know a mullet/mohawk combo.

N: interesting.....

by Teester87 November 9, 2009

Multi-Level Marketing

The full version of the more commonly used abbreviation, MLM.

MLM stands for Multi-Level Marketing.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004