MURPHED

to fuck up bad
to be retarded
to not be able to read
to not go through with anything
to be known as the biggest dumb ass ever

wow, when you ran over that small child, you really murphed it
that time you didnt wipe your ass, you were murphing it

by the garrett January 25, 2004

Murph weapon

The worst gun available. Just like a wop, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Nigga, you know we's rollin' on Crenshaw to-nizzle, and you frontin' with da Murph Weapon?

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003

mulhawk

A mullet mohawk

The haircut of choice for those who worship Fred Durst, and think he's the best rapper ever. Mostly impart because they are racist, and consider eminem to actually be black.

When the rally was over, and the klan member revealed the mulhawk lurking below.

by DownTheDoor May 10, 2005

MURPHED

When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.

person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!

by ellejhay June 1, 2006

Murphed

Murphing, murph,murphed. is also known as an Irish Good Bye. To be engaged in a gathering of friends and suddenly disapear for the night with out ANY good byes

Hey Kim have you seen Ken! No he was just here, he might have murphed!

by Ktcb123 May 20, 2015

frontal murph

camel toe; a wedge in the front

that tight spandex gave her a frontal murph

by mary August 4, 2004

murphed

To be a nasty ass hoe, fugly as hell,and a sloppy drunk

1) Damn this hoe just got murphed.
2) Yikes! this hoe is acting a murph
3) Yo I almost just threw up this girl is a straight up murph.

by rockawaygirls April 26, 2012