by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

A goatee. This attempt at style is the modern-day equivalent of the "business in front, party in back" mentality of the never-popular mullet. Bears some resemblance to the almost detachable appearance of the mullet and always worn by a douchebag convinced that he runs with the kool kids.
"I thought she was hot, then I saw her out with that dude from marketing with the face mullet. Hot no more yo."
by skanancthka September 24, 2007

Modern interpretation of mullet. While the hairstyle is similar it is popular among stylists or people in the fashion industry rather then redneck caucasian males, due to it's cleaner appearance.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003

A natural phrase following the unveiling of a classic 80's style mullet. In order to be a mullet, one must have reasonably short hair on the side of their head while donning a popstar like tail of hair in the back.
by Sherief March 23, 2004


by Debit One September 10, 2005

Any number of mostly Southern coastal newspapers containing mostly inane editorial information.
They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.
They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.
by Bigfish2050500 August 14, 2009
