blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.

Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

face mullet

A goatee. This attempt at style is the modern-day equivalent of the "business in front, party in back" mentality of the never-popular mullet. Bears some resemblance to the almost detachable appearance of the mullet and always worn by a douchebag convinced that he runs with the kool kids.

"I thought she was hot, then I saw her out with that dude from marketing with the face mullet. Hot no more yo."

by skanancthka September 12, 2007

trendy mullet

Modern interpretation of mullet. While the hairstyle is similar it is popular among stylists or people in the fashion industry rather then redneck caucasian males, due to it's cleaner appearance.

by Anonymous November 09, 2003

Got Mullet?

A natural phrase following the unveiling of a classic 80's style mullet. In order to be a mullet, one must have reasonably short hair on the side of their head while donning a popstar like tail of hair in the back.

Yo when I saw that 6th grade picture of Puff, I asked him if he still "got mullet"?

by Sherief March 24, 2004

mullet-wagon

An insult aimed at domestic RWD cars, usually Camaros or Mustangs.

Here comes Tony in his mullet-wagon.

by neak January 20, 2005

Scrotal Mullet

Unshaven genital region on a male.

I wanted to give him a hummer, but the douchebag had a scrotal mullet.

by Debit One August 25, 2005

mullet farmer

One who is raising young, strong keeper's of the mullet.

That kid's dad is a great mullet farmer.

by eli beckmann February 18, 2005