Eris Morn

A fictional character in Destiny 2. She has no eyes and likes to spout random language.

Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?

“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”

by Knifeindaback May 14, 2021

Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020

morning redwood

when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis

i woke up this morning, and i had morning redwood. it still hasnt gone away

by king23232495 November 7, 2009

morning musume

The absolutely best JPOP group that has ever existed! Totally cute jgirls that you will splooge your pants watching thier goofy onscreen antics.

I love Morning Musume!

by Takaaki April 8, 2003

morning deuce

Defecation immediately upon waking.

If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.

"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."

"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

Hit it in the Morning

The act of sexual intercourse in usually nine or ten minutes "Quick Sex".

Sara- "hey babe want to hit it in the morning? with me

Josh-Yes!!!!

by Grumpy Gril'la March 17, 2016

morning wood

when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.

i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down

by 569683786 August 7, 2007