moon whistle 

Name for a lame dick Xbox player. Utterly useless teammate.

"Look at this fucking moon whistle. He's fucking useless. "

moon whistle by QuietBryan. April 21, 2017

Moon Whales 

pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.

"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"

Moon Whales by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006

moon hit 

1. When your weed gets all nice and milked up in the bowl; 2. Something stupid that has to do with weed that your friend makes up and says is true but really hes a complete fucking idiot.

1. "Look at that shit burn! Looks like he's sipping on a nice thick moon hit."
2. "Hey guys, have you ever heard of a moon hit? Its when you ... ..."

moon hit by K hood dog January 31, 2009

Moon Dive 

Drinking somebody's bathwater. Typically a hot girl, but it can be used in any circumstance depending on the desperation involved. Also, the level of physical or dirtiness before the bath is related to the hotness of the individual.

Damn she is fine. I would totally moon dive her after a 3 hour bukkake session at the end of a marathon.

Moon Dive by CarloRossi April 18, 2011

Moon whizzer 

When a person feels the need to pull their pants all the way down passed their knees when peeing at a stand up urinal. Exposing the entire ass.

I hate going into the bathroom when Gerry Hadinger is in there he's a moon whizzer

Moon whizzer by slick slappy January 20, 2015

Moon Wizard 

A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.

That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard

Moon Wizard by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015

Moon Snap 

Mooning someone via Snapchat.

Dave pissed me off so I'm gonna moon snap him. That'll teach him.

Moon Snap by FrankieB123 August 13, 2016