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Moof

1. A cigarette or a moof.
2. any object that you dont want to name.. or just rather genralize it.
3. alternate for "What's up?"
1. Can I get a mooferette?
2. pass me that moof over there.
3. What's the moof/What's your moof?
also wtm for those intarwebbers
by DoWnfall August 28, 2005
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Moof

Moof is 2 words combined

Moof = Mood + Oof
Moof can be used in a situation that’s relatable or tea ☕️ or something that’s a mood or an oof

Moof was made by 2 people on instagram when autocorrect didn’t work

There is a Instagram account for moof called @moofgang and the people that follow are called moofers and the owners love them very much

The moofers have a spirit animal called moof which is a cat and cow combined
“I have tea to spill shishters
MOOF
by ❤️👑✌🏻 October 15, 2018
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moffie

When a very masculine, stright guy has a crush on another stright guy. It is usually said in a joking manner, but the use of this word most often sends the two men into a state of denial, anger, and indignity. Which, I might add, is rather fun to watch.
"Hey David? What were you and Tyler doin' over there? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a bit moffie for him, David."

"What?...No!...We were just...(general male stammering and muttering)...Were not!..."
by That Girl... October 21, 2004
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moofasa

only the greatest beast ever created by Disney. He schooled Scar but was attacked by a heard of wilderbeast and then fell off a cliff. His glory lived on in his son, Simba, who in turn got revenge and killed Scar.
One day Moofasa was walking in the safari when suddenly his evil brother Scar pounced on him and bit his neck.

Damn, dat Moofasa be banging!
by nala africaan December 9, 2008
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Moof

An expulsion of wind from the urethra; a penis fart.
I don't smell anything, was that a moof?
by UrbanTwisticle September 13, 2011
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moof

1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
by AboveThePain February 9, 2009
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Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!
"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"
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