Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone.

Monatophobia is the fear of dying alone, while arachnophobia is the fear of spiders and other arachnids.

by StratusGold September 14, 2017

monitor malaise

When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.

shit man, i gotta go to the other room, i am gettin mad monitor malaise from bein in here.

by det.und October 4, 2005

monotony

The practice of restricting oneself to having sex with only one other person.

synonym: monogamy

A: Hey dude, wanna go hire some hookers?

B: No thanks, I'm trying to practice monotony.

by stultus January 27, 2010

Monitor Mite

A small living creature inside of a monitor or LCD TV.

Help!! I have a Monitor Mite!!

by whj812 May 7, 2009

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014

campus monitor

A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!

"Oh shit, here comes a campus monitor. Hurry up and pull your skirt down!"

by Zerealdankbeauteh May 8, 2018

Triple Monitor Setup

A shitty flex used on normal people with only one or two monitors to compensate for the user's small genitalia or lack of heterosexuality.

Talk to me when you have a triple monitor setup!
My triple monitor setup is ACTUALLY FIRE.

by dexti November 5, 2019