mitchell county sheriff

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023

Mitchell Cat 9

The baddest motherfucker to walk the planet.

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH

by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023

Mitchell Hendrie

Weird kid, always yelling out CREAM!!! at every one

mitchell hendrie likes yelling out cream

by wayatonne May 4, 2022

Mitchell and White

The Police. These were the names of the two crooked cope in the movie Dolemite who were alwayd harrassing Dolemite and his whores.

Mitchell and White took all my cocaine and told me to have more by tomorrow or they gonna run me in!

by ayg July 27, 2006

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.

by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016

Mitchell Cookie

Mitchell Cookie is a person who loves to eat orgasm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no... boyfriend... and he is a great south african wanker who loves his boyfriend. He really likes his best friend, named carl.

Alexander: oh my god don´t be such a damn Mitchell Cookie!!

Carl: why? he is n00b?

Alexander: no... where is he?

Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!

by Alecarx April 27, 2010

Mitchell Anders

He always shits hard and the only person who does it the best. He yells fuck like a sea erchen. He likes to play super smash brothers games and fights with his brother (He loses).He owns a moterolla phone owns three dogs and constantly masterbates.

Pringles lover meow hat yellow albert Mitchell Anders

by Shit Hard! May 22, 2011