mist evening

A male having sex in the smoking hot shower with at least 5 girls

What you doing tonight?
I'm having a mist evening

by chickchockpoopoo November 13, 2013

shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

Full mist, no high beams.

When something appears extremely suspicious and dangerous.

Homie: I'm trying to smash that chick.
Me: Pretty sure she has a dick dude. Full mist, no high beams.

by HugeLittleCock November 15, 2018

cunt mist

Fine leaky pussy juice during fucking.

Damn ho, you got cunt mist on my Johnson!

by leeroy aceman July 15, 2017

Merlin's Mist

When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.

Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.

by HardCastleMcCormack May 29, 2018

Nut Mist

When she needs to cool down after an intense round of love making, so you gently spray her face

She was hot after our intense workout, so I gave her a 'nut mist'

by InappropriateMama March 24, 2019

Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters

Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!

by Tastyslag May 29, 2019