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missionary choke

Your standard sex position but with a awsome kung fu choke grip around your partners neck.
by CheramieIV May 2, 2010
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Mac missionary

Someone who proselytizes to their friends and colleagues--PC users--about the virtues of using a Mac
"Oh that Aline, she's such a Mac missionary. She's gotten me and two other colleagues to buy Mac Books in the past month. And you know what? They are better!"
by La(la!) October 15, 2009
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on a mission

to be on a mission means to be looking for some greenery or some ass
"driving my lincoln down Imperial, still on a mission for some ass and this chica i met the anoher day keeps paging me...damn who this? i gotta swoop on this one !"
by Swoopa April 24, 2009
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The Mission District

The Mission District are an amazing band from Montreal, Quebec. The 6 members - David Rancourt (vocals), Evan Clarke (keyboard), Mike Hand (drums), Travis Barfoot (guitar), Rob Rousseau (guitar), and Antoine Rochette (bass) - are incredibly nice, and genuinely kind to their fans. They reply to all of their comments and messages on myspace, no matter how weird, and they're just pleasant boys to be around.

Not to mention, their music is AMAZING.
Their debut album "Youth Games" was released independently through iTunes on March 1st, 2008.

http://myspace.com/themissiondistrict
Me: I've seen The Mission District LIVE 3 times!
Person1: Cool, were they good?
Me: YES! They were amazing! I've met them too, and they're SUPER nice!
by taylor-loves-tmd December 9, 2008
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missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.
Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.
by Brandi February 6, 2003
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Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.
I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
by slicksal December 13, 2006
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failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.
by johnthepon August 21, 2008
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