Marfan

The pimpest fuckin' Nig, his cock is like elastic, never ending, and never stopping, shit yeah, anyone that you know who is in fact a "marfan," go down on your knees and give them a complimentary blow job.

"He was a mafan...so i sucked him...it just had to be done"

by bleeding gums merphy April 22, 2005

mira mira

A spanish pretty boy.who has well waxed eyebrows, only listens to reggaeton, smells good, gells his hair, shaves his whole body (head to toe), mostly talks spanish, kinda a surfer crossed between a G.

I should kno I am a mira mira.

by rieko May 16, 2006

Miracle Whip

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".

Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.

by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009

miracle

The equal of listening to justin bieber and survivng.

I just survived "BABY". THIS IS A MIRACLE

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

editor's miracle

When an urbandictionary.com editor happens to see their very own definition on the edit page, so they happily publish it.

I had an editor's miracle. True story.

by Arko June 11, 2006

Miracle Drug

An amazing song by U2, it was inspired by a disabled boy the band members had gone to school with. Thanks to the care of his doctors and the love of his mother, the boy was eventually able to write poetry, and he went on to publish books.
Aside from the song's meaning, some one can be your Miracle Drug.

A younger sibling who makes you smile, a friend you call when you can't put your pain into words, some one who understands you. Whoever it is, they are your Miracle Drug.

by yrahcaz February 18, 2008

Mira

Mira has to be the best person you know. People call her weird but they're secretly jealous of her. She's hilarious, outgoing and a very bubbly person. She has an amazing and unique sense of humor that always manages to crack you up. She is gorgeous although she denies it. She somehow knows everything about everyone but only shares what needs to be shared and should be shared. She can keep a secret better than anybody else. She has a pretty big group of friends but only a couple friends are considered her best friend, that she has millions of inside jokes with. She has a laugh that instantly puts a smile to your face. She always makes you feel better and she will stand up to what she knows is right. She will never judge you, although she is scared she'll be judged. Despite her fears of being judged, she will always be herself. She is a very forgiving person, even if that means forgiving the wrong people. She will make you feel better no matter how big your problem is, and always will find a way to solve it. It's hard to get in an argument with her because her opinion almost always the correct one. She dreams about her future a lot. Mira is a funny, charming, unique, loving person that will make you many memories of being there friend! If a Mira is in your life, have fun with them and make sure to become friends with it for an amazing opportunity of a friendship!

Me: Mira, you're amazing
Mira: Haha, no you are

Me: Why does nobody have a crush on me?
Mira: I have a crush on you!

Somebody: Global warming isn't real
Mira: Neither is your mom's boobs

by I_Am_Sashimi December 31, 2020