jacob miller

the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)

“yo i love jacob miller!”

“yeah he is such a guy”

by teenybamboo December 21, 2021

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Chocolate Miller

A tall glass of Miller Beer that has been set on the Glitter Gulch stage so a hefty Polynesian stripper can squirt her breast milk in the glass at noon on a week day asking, "How'd you like a little chocolate in your Miller?"

How'd you like some chocolate miller 'Polynesian tit milk' in your beer?

by Chocolate Miller May 3, 2021

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Carson Miller

an amazing friend :) someone your very lucky to have and you love very much <333

wow, you have a Carson Miller your really lucky!!

by KKNordhehe<3 February 1, 2023

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Astrea Miller

Gorgeous actress in the new pilot on NBC "changing lives"

She has broken through to the acting world in Astrea Miller's lead role in the NBC hit.

by Annamee January 15, 2007

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Coach Miller

a fatass psycho lonely dike who no one likes and takes up so much fucking space its insane

Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!

Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.

by sexymami69420 May 14, 2023

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