Milky Boys

1. boys to whom Joseph frequently sells Milky Whey bars.

2. young males who simply exude Milky Boy Swag.

We're low on orders for this week, see if Joe can work his Milky Boys.

by Moe D'bars January 18, 2021

Milky Promises

hookups planned for when you get vaccinated from covid-19, or hookups you plan to make after quarantine

All booty calls are turning into milky promises during this pandemic lockdown.

by AnonymousSlutinQuarantine January 27, 2021

milky way

A facial performed in micro-gravity.

I jerked myself off as she floated away from me. She was panting and had a mischievous look in her eye. With a groan, I shot my load across the distance, the pearly cum wobbling through recycled air. It reminded me of the milky way, in the second before it hit her in her flushed, grinning face.

by Maliawanker December 20, 2009

Milky Boobs

A person of male gender who has shockingly large, sticky out nipples, that everyone can see stabbing through their shirt.

"wow! you see those pins? that geez got milky boobs!"

by S Mac April 4, 2007

milky mustache

A gay sex act in which one guy is giving another a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in the other's mouth and tells the guy giving the blow job something funny so that cum exits out his nose, similar to when someone is drinking milk and laughs.

When Chris was giving William a blow job, William told an extremely funny joke so that Chris got a milky mustache.

by Booz January 13, 2011

milky way

when you are eating a girl out aand she orgasms and you suck up her juice and and spray it into her mouth while she has it open, gasping and moaning, then she sprays it out.

dude i had so much fun last night giving that bitch a milky way.

by mthwkirk July 6, 2009

Milky eh

A joke coined by Tumblr users making a bigger joke than South Canada.

Justin Trudeau: I declare the Milky way to be named Milky eh
Audience: We accept
Donald Trump Swooping down from an eagle: I'll contact NASA right away

by Superchache1453 November 9, 2018