Miguel gets hella pussy
by anonymous February 10, 2022
Get the Miguel mug.Miguel is somehow Mexican, even though he fantasizes about Spanish wine for long periods of time. He is known to be very distant with the fact that he's on planet earth and will spend most of his time staring into the corner of the room where he will find Ronan donkey. Miguel, also known as Pablo, can be known to be aggressive, and there is a chance that he might lob you across the room, sustaining major injuries to the head. Never mind these facts, as Miguel is a very loving person and has a Minecraft addiction even though he sucks at 1v1 hypixelbattle.
by ZappierSHeep October 15, 2022
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Get the Miguel mug.You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
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He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
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