Miguel Bolanos

The most chad person to ever exist

Look its Miguel Bolanos

by Gg lulw December 7, 2021

Miguel (saint)

Miguel or Saint is another way to call someone a faggot

"Hey, that retard is such a fucking MIGUEL (saint)!" (basically a faggot)

by duuudeimsocool April 3, 2025

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who collects guns and down wit whatever. Nigga is smart af and has bomb sexy ass hair. He also a simp tho but he the king of simp. Ladies hit his line

Girl: “ where’s a good man when I need one”
Miguel: “ I am here my queen”
Girl: “ew…”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel

Gets bitches

You see miguel yeah he gets bitches

by SexyBlackMan76 May 20, 2022

Miguel

Miguel is a kind of cunt that you only encounter once in your life. A kind of walking disaster that'll set everything you hold dear on fire. Should you make contact with a Miguel please for the love of god call the police.

"I'm having a bad day." - "Oh no did you come across a Miguel."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."

by CheetosEater665 November 26, 2024

Miguel Arredondo

He is so sweet, smart, and funny. He is so tall and handsome. He has a moustache, a strong jaw, and he is so masculine. He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him he opens up a lot. He doesn't fall in love much but when he does he falls hard. He will be very flirty and he will want to be in a long-term relationship. He is very dominant in bed and he is big down there. He is such a heartthrob and whichever girl he has feelings for is a very lucky girl.

Miguel Arredondo will always be there for you

by Gloriap17 June 10, 2022

Miguel Angel

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.

Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.

by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021