Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.

“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”

by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

Miguel

Leader of the Ku Klux Klan

Miguel Wylin

by Evil_Gh0sTT November 22, 2021

Miguel Angel

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.

Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.

by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021

Miguel

a very horny man

dude you know that guy? i see him bring girls every night at his house, must be a Miguel ngl.

by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021

miguel bolanos

Tryhard at games but is a very nice person, has a good sense of humor, and has a cute voice.

miguel bolanos is a good person.

by a person who miguel likes January 22, 2022

Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025