Meth monkey

A person,or group from the meth loving skanks whores and small dicked guys most parts of Valdosta the concrete jungle to everywhere it's meth always scratching or picking or jumping around bed bug bed to another

Hey Matt ,you see that bitch right there twerking to hard like my ex with her new meth monkey ?? Yea there probly from valdosta

by Davesnotvheregohome October 7, 2018

school meth

When you start smoking meth in the bathroom with a bunch of gang members at your school

Donal: yo you got that good good

Martin yea bro I got that school meth

Donal how did you get it

Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower

by Boobies6971 November 14, 2019

meth mermaid

Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.

"Video Candice is trying to lure me in like a siren with their meth mermaid ways look at her mouth"

by Malias Malias April 8, 2020

iso meth

Meth look alike or twin but in the end you just ain't feeling it😞

Did some iso meth vs the normal hookup now I'm sad n I have no clue why?!!!

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else

Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it

by thatsmethman October 22, 2020

Meth freckles

The numerous unsightly sores covering the face of a methamphetamine user.

Hey Becky what are all those scabs on Cimdy's face? Oh those are her meth freckles.

by HOOKER328 September 23, 2016

Meth detective

Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.

There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.

by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022