Merriam

(n)
The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

Creating the definition of "Merriam" was the last thing Webster did before he died...

by Culture Vulture May 10, 2008

merriam

Merriam(n)
The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

"Splendid Merriam. We have truly left our mark on the English Language!"

by Relics May 10, 2008

Merrick

nice on the east border but crap on the west. surrounded by roosevelt and freeport on one side and the other side bellmore and wantagh. merrick is not the best place to be. unless your in south or on the east side.

roosevelt,freeport,and uniondale are retty hard ass. Wantagh,bellmore and seaford...have never seen a car under under 30,000. that explains it.Merrick leans more towrds the west side

by greenspeak11 September 10, 2006

Merrick

A boy who should be acting like a man already, but unfortunately is stuck in a 18 year old mindset. He thinks he is extremely cool but in actual fact is great loser that thinks far too much of himself. He is afraid of commitment, so sleeps around trying to hide all his insecurities. He cannot be trusted, he WILL f*#k you around, mentally and physically.

Girl: I saw him with another girl straight after me! He just used me!
Friend: What?! Did you get with Merrick again? I'm not surprised he did that to you..

Girl: Yeah has no life ahead of him

by Aimee Parker November 3, 2012

Merrick

A swelling of the facial area resulting in total humiliation from your friends

"Oh my god what has happened to your face?" "I have got a proper Merrick on at the moment, i look like a right spak !!!"

by Twitters March 20, 2009

Meretrixen

A combination of the words "meretricious" (having the characteristics of a prostitute) and "vixen" (a malicious, fierce-tempered woman). Used to describe any rude woman of loose morals. It sounds much more scholarly than just saying "skank".

"I say, Thadeus, I was quite bibulous at the local tavern when that meretrixen approached me. She slurred about how handsome I was, then became scarlet with rage when I refused to buy her further potations."

"Quite raffish, I dare say."

"Quite, quite."

by Steak Sizzleman November 2, 2009

Merrapetard

A merrapetard is a female with the mind of a 3 year old.

Guy 1: I think Claire is kind of cute.
Guy 2: Yeah but she's a total merrapetard.

by 210mike May 3, 2011