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mansechs

The act or acts of two or more white pasty faced nerds engaging in online male intercourse.
Irhpctas:TIME FOR MANSSECHS!!!1!11one
Berticus:YAY, i wanna be on top
JiTRiF :OMFG, thats nasty
by JiTRiF October 11, 2003
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meese

Canadian beasts that roam in Metallica's backyard.
"That meese devoured Kaz yesterday. wtfz?"
by csg May 9, 2005
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Mendelson

Shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger
My next door neighbor is such a mendelson
by Kulig May 3, 2006
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unfortunate menses

1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.

2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.

3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.

2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.

3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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mendel

male, often leads girls on, has karma coming soon, seen as a man whore, and diseased.
mendel, football player, skim boarder, partyer, loves the beach.
by chris109 October 12, 2008
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mehsexual

mehsexual - meaning you don't care about others sexual preferences, however you are straight.
are you gay? Nar man I'm mehsexual.
by terry collins March 1, 2011
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Meese

A meese is a strange creature that gains their powers from the streets of Morocco. They must travel to Morocco every Tuesday via the back of a Meese Meister to gain their powers which can only be described by the current Mice Meester, which is now Usain Bolt. The Mice Meester originated when Meesus Christ was born. A typical Meese can easily shape shift, but only into an aquatic plant or it's native form, which looks similar to a mouse, but has 4 crab legs, 2 crab arms, frog arms, one antler, a scorpion tail, and scaly abs. This is only based off of scientists' theories as Meese cannot be seen by the naked eye. Plural is Meece.

For further reading, see Micro-Meese
Eeeek!!! There’s a Meese over there!
by MeeseMeister_02 January 26, 2018
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