Missouri Mattress 

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

Missouri Mattress by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015

Squat Mattress 

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community

Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies

Squat Mattress by tampon420 May 17, 2016

Ballsack Mattress 

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.

That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.

Ballsack Mattress by fredman6654 September 8, 2016

sweaty mattress 

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods

omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress

sweaty mattress by meg1235 March 27, 2019

Shack mattress

A female that works for a (crack) shack that is available for sexual encounters for anyone at anytime for any price or product trade that does not care if they are friends with girlfriend/wife most the time will do it on the cuff

Shes a dope dealer dick hopping shack mattress.

Shack mattress by Jillian irene April 4, 2021

mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

mouse mattress by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

Ass Mattress 

Used to describe a person when "Asshole" just isnt enough

Jhonny: Fuck you
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress

Ass Mattress by EvetscipE February 14, 2010