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Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.
Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
by Ron Damint July 13, 2017
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Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.
I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.
by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023
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Discord Mattress

A discord mattress is when a female of a discord server engages in sexual intercourse with more than one member of the discord in real life.
Ashley had sex with 4 guys from our discord server, Total discord mattress.
by TheWhittyOne September 7, 2023
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Club Mattress

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.
by PapiLoco June 20, 2010
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minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
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mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep
Belle would you like a mattress ride?
by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009
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mattress eater

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being a mattress eater is not healthy bro
by jaymethazine May 16, 2021
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