heir matress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

Mattress

The combination of the words Model and Waitress. Used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing.

Jim likes to brag about dating a model even though she is really just a Mattress

by StarberryBSD June 7, 2011

Flip the fucken mattress

When a girl orgasms so hard, it necessitates "flipping the fucken mattress" because of the pool she's left.

Gabe: Yo, was Keia Cole over last night?
Me: Yeah, man, shit got so wild, I had to flip the fucken mattress this morning.

by steingasm May 18, 2011

mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.

Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

by bbwologist April 26, 2006

Mattress Queen

Term used to describe an individual that receives money or other tangible assets in exchange for sexual favors.

Occupation: Domestic Goddess, Secretary, Assistant,Mattress Queen

by tomsw December 28, 2007

Chode troll mattress turtle

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs

chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.

by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010

squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007