After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.

-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"

by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021

From match to snatch

The amount of time it takes from matching someone on tinder or dating website to having sex with them

My fastest from match to snatch rate for tinder was 3 hours

by Theseabass February 13, 2016

game, set, match

int. Used to accentuate how completely and thoroughly done someone is with someone else, some thing, a given situation, or the like. Much in the vein of eight ball corner pocket. A derivative of this could be "game, set, and match."

That bitch Charnell has fucked me over for the last time. Fuck her. Game, set, and match.

by Rick June 22, 2005

The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

by Old Coot September 08, 2017

canadian death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"

i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match

by Super Guy March 22, 2004

Mix-and-Match Vaccination

When people experienced more mild and moderate side effects, such as more frequent chills, headaches, and muscle pain, after they were jabbed with doses of two different vaccines, compared to being vaccinated with doses of the same vaccine.

Mix-and-match vaccination allegedly gives people longer-lasting immunity, better protection against new variants, or simply gives hospitals the flexibility to swap vaccines should supplies be interrupted.

by MathPlus May 13, 2021

Lebanese Soccer Match

When two lesbians simultaneously pleasure each others privates with their feet.

Ever since Mandi got her new pedicure she and Erica have been playing Lebanese Soccer Match nonstop.

by surfninja June 05, 2010