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Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!
by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018
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masterbathing

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.
i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.
by mirror butt March 7, 2016
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Hook Masterbation

To masterbate oneself with hooks.
Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.
by jasonk123 April 15, 2006
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masterbait

I'm going to go masterbait to some porn.
by Fazzel July 16, 2005
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alien masterbation

by jake March 5, 2005
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Masterbooking

The action of masterbating to someone on your friends list on Facebook.
Man, I was masterbooking after I added the new girl from work.
by TheUNLiberator June 12, 2010
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masterbang

banging your master and or pimp; masturbating to you're master and or pimp.
Giullian, why bang bitches when you can masterbang?
by urbandicksonary September 25, 2011
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