Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

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Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam

Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.

by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024

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The act of executing a continuous participation in Model United Nation conferences over a certain period of time. These marathons typically last more than 3+ conferences consecutively and are usually only done by experienced and or dedicated MUNers. This is supported by a statement made by a local marathoner where they personally define MUN Marathon's as "mun stressmaxxing and best del grinding".

Person 1: Yo I felt like such a bum this month bruh. I wish I could make this up somehow.
Person 2: How about you go on a MUN Marathon? that would certainly make you feel better about your loser life.
Person 1: I think I'd die of burn out if I did that.

by yeahfuckthis March 28, 2026

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marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.

My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!

by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025

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