glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.

Hello, Jimmy!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

menudo handshake

Banging your girlfriend doggy style in her arse while reaching into her pussy (whole handed) jacking yourself off through the thin membrain that seperates the two.

You should've seen Lisa's eyes light up when I shook hands with her guts lastnight. She loves them menudo handshakes!!

by Munson January 20, 2005

Satin Handshake

handjob through the covers

I didnt get any, but i did get a satin handshake before the night was over

by Yeah ok August 2, 2004

Emerald City Handshake

the act of group unified masturbation to pictures of strapping athletes

"hey what did you guys do after the game?"

"went back to Claivons for an Emerald City Handshake"

by the beer bear July 9, 2014

handshake

a casual fuck.

"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"

by me May 31, 2004

new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.

Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.

by dmonet November 27, 2007

Las Vegas Handshake

Introducing yourself to a female by copping a quick feel.

Kurt met some lovely ladies at the pool and introduced himself with a Las Vegas handshake.

by Mr. Buckeye Bean September 23, 2010