sending mandela down the river 

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

sending mandela down the river by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009

cod4 mandem 

A Person who plays copius amounts of Call of duty 4.
they usually have gamertags like II TiiKTAKKzz xx

Tom: Yo, Joe's been playing Cod4 for ages, Fuckin cod4 mandem.

cod4 mandem by btcc August 8, 2009

Pete Mandelson 

Pete Mandelson (as in Peter Mandelson, heavyweight politician of the UK), refers to MDMA when one is talking about drugs on the telephone.

Can also be: Pete, Peter, Mandelson.

Drug Dealer: 'Hello'.

Buyer: 'EZ geez, was wondering if Pete Mandelson was about, and what color suit is he wearing?'.

DD: 'Yea he is chief, and he's sporting a lovely champagne number'.

Pete Mandelson by dinnum2010 January 4, 2010

Eastbrook mandem 

Eastbrook boys are the definition of fraudsters and rapists. They like to steal from their school mates and share bare girls, they all look like frogs and bang out the same outfit with the dirty durag they stole from paks.(MAY GOD BE WITH ANYONE WHO ENCOUNTERS THEM) repeat after amen.

“Arghhh someone stole my phone” it’s probably one of the eastbrook mandem

Eastbrook mandem by By graceywacey December 20, 2018

Maddie 

She’s a bad bitch don’t test her she likes Maddie better than her real name she is really nice and sweet but DONT make her mad cause she will beat the shit out of you

Person1:wow Maddie’s a bad bitch

Person2: yup only if you try her

Maddie by Anna grace July 24, 2019

The mandela catalogue 

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr

"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"

The mandela catalogue by OPEN_THEdoorMARK❗️❗️❗️ October 28, 2022

Maddie 

Maddie is one of the nicest people I have ever met, I have never met someone quite like her, she is utterly amazing in every way. She have lovely, vibrant ginger hair and makes friends very easily. She is out going and loves a night out with her friends.

Girl 1- Aw my friend is amazing, I love her :)

Girl 2- Same! She's so beautiful and ginger.
Girl 3- Well they both sound like Maddies to be honest

Maddie by Her best friend :)))) December 3, 2010