yo mama

the first two words of some of the best and worst jokes of all time

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the record skips. AT THE RADIO STATION!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

"yo mama"

A term that originated in street diming which precedes an inventive insult to the other person's mother. Presumably because once upon a time, in the 'hood, Mothers were highly prized.

"Yo mama" so fat, she have to go downstairs sideways.

by Ajjax August 19, 2006

Joe Mama

DO NOT ASK WHO JOE IS

if you already did you have just lost your last 7 brain cells

And don’t redo that mistake you made or else Namjoon will use his onion knife on you >:(

Person A : Has Joe talked to you about the new BTS album coming out ?

Person B : Who’s Joe ?

Person A : JOE MAMA BISHHHHHH

Person B : REEEEEEEEE-

Some people say Person B is still REE-ing till this day...

by FuglyARMYbangtanaddictedAAA January 11, 2020

thick mama

A very attractive female that is voluptuous/thick

When someone is at the mall, they may see a beautiful thick female.

1"OOOOOH, damn...Look at that THICK MAMA"

2"Yeh, she sure did have a nice body"

1"Yeh, and did you see her eyes?"

by germishgirl August 28, 2009

bahama mama

1. A Girl or woman from the Bahamas normally with a big ass ass.
2. The name of a drink that knocks you the hell out just like a Bahama mama can.
3. The name of restaurnt in the Bahamas where the food is expensive as HELL!! At least for the locals.

"I'm from the Bahamas I should no what the fuck a Bahama Mama is."

Now you use it in a sentence.

by Resses Pieces April 24, 2006

Tu Mama

Spanish translation of the often used word in the English language "Your mom"

Use with caution as it may be the cause of yourself getting beat up if said to a Mexican man.

The advantage of typing Tu Mama rather that Your Mom are that it is shorter and those not affiliated with the Spanish language may not understand, hence you are able to make fun of them without them knowing.

An Englishman would say, "Your mom is ugly."

But, if one were to add the Spanish touch, it would become,
"Tu Mama is ugly."

by wTF Mat3 May 11, 2006

Mama Moonbat

Conservatives' nickname for Cindy Sheehan, an anti-war activist whose son was killed in Iraq, and whose pronouncements are frequently histrionic and absurd.

Mama Moonbat declared to the rallying protesters that the Zionist cabal pulls all of Bushitler's strings.

by jaqua December 25, 2005