Nouveau Mullet

A term of reference used by the already muletted to describe people who had the audacity to grow a mullet by actually working for it rather than by patronage and inheritance.

One could argue that the only validity of the derogatory moniker is for those who have more mullet than class - but then that could be said of the more traditional mulleted.

"This here waffle house is full of nouveau mullet!"

by John Zorn February 12, 2009

southern mullet

Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.

Lick my southern mullet.

by grandpoopba69 August 12, 2003

mullet hunter

one who searches county fairs, bowling alleys, and several hoosier states (i'm using hoosier as an adjective) for people with mullets.

at camp, my friends and i have a scoring system for mullet hunting.

by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005

mallstitute

Young girls who hang out at the mall and trade sex acts for high-end merchandise.

"That mallstitute totally offered me a handjob for that Fendi handbag!"

by Raches April 7, 2007

milletophilia

someone who is sexually attracted, or has a fetish for tents and camping equipment

Mike saw a new pop up tent and couldnt control himself, hes into milletophilia

by USMarshall October 12, 2008

mullet papi

Calum Hood (and his incredible mullet, which was revealed in a video uploaded to twitter by the bassist himself on April 24th, 2021).

Person 1: Did you see Calum Hood's new haircut?
Person 2: Yes I did! Isn't it magnificent? Dang, I love mullet papi.

by someonereallyfancy June 5, 2021

Malleus and leona kinnie

How- ik. I hate my life.

Someone thats a Malleus and Leona kinnie is quiet and they are usually laid back and nice yet cant always control their anger they are also usually seen as someone you dont want to mess with but really just never around the right people.

Person 1 -" look at that person, i heard they are scary, lets stay away from them"

Person 2 - "nah they're just a Malleus and Leona Kinnie, we should hang out with them"

by Tsunotaro July 10, 2022