Malexie

the greatest couple of all time, nobody can top how much these two people love each other its truely remarkable

Malexie is real

by Anonymous who cant spell February 9, 2018

Malerie

Maleries are really nice or really mean (no in between) they are usually very fake and they act like they like you but they actually don't. Maleries have blonde hair and blue eyes usually and very tall or very short (no in between) Maleries can be slim thick or fat. Maleries love food and is always begging lol

Malerie back up you is not getting any of my food.

by Big.booty.b.word December 14, 2018

malewife diluc

diluc is submissive and breedable. a malewife. *chefs kiss*

"malewife diluc is my fav!"

by your stepfather arlen March 18, 2022

Malewife

hottest person around and you wanna date xem

"Wow malewife is so hot and cool I wish I could date him"

by pisskink00 August 21, 2021

malakian

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.

You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!

by eSouth May 13, 2005

daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007

Malewife

Alexis (otherwise known as MD)

"look at that guy with mamacita!! hes definitely a malewife "

"this guy is such a malewife that his girlfriend pegs him"

by Bacteriaboys December 20, 2021