Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.

Guy 1 - "I want to be like Post Malone but I don't want to look homeless!
Guy 2 - "Wow."

by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020

Magcon

Scientific name for a group of cancer cells.

Holy shit it's a Magcon! Don't get too close or you'll get cancer and the only cure is to drink a gallon of bleach

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016

Post malone

The most kind harted man to ever walk on to this earth and now in the year 2020 he si struggling from drugs/alchohal

he needs help we cant lose another legend we already lost kobe bryant, gianna bryant, xxtentacion, cameron boyce come people help him out before we loose him to the world we be crushed ifwe loose him so if you have the chance to save a life do it cause when life has been taken you will feel horrible when goes cause you will know that you had the chance so take that chance and helpout a homie instead of just watching just do something that will benefit you and some body else.

Post malone is awsome

by post malone is a legend March 10, 2020

Malcolm Gladwell

Author of several bestselling books that manage to turn a wide range of fascinating subjects into vacuous nonsense that is easily marketable to the general public.

I wish Malcolm Gladwell had just stuck to writing for the New Yorker because his essays can be cool but reading his books is like being five years old and getting talked down to by an arrogant adult who's in way over his head and thinks you're too dumb to recognize that fact.

OR

Malcolm Gladwell is a genius at branding and self-marketing, much like the equally shallow and misguided Tom Friedman.

by noodles66 May 29, 2009

Magcon

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." This band of misfits travels across the country to "perform" their acts at hotels and various venues. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually pay to see this shit. The "Magcon Tour" has a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. After the show, the boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet.

I would honestly be extremely surprised if these kids are still "famous" in six months.

Immature Girl 1: "OMG Becky, those Magcon boys are having a show this weekend!"
Immature Girl 2: "Pssht, Jenny, that's SO last week. It's all about the Jonas Brothers now!"
Immature Girl 1: "Oh yeah, I like totally love them. They're like soo dreamy."

by 2400 SAT Score March 16, 2014

Malcolm Conley

An Irish Gangster who is a mad crazy fencer.

I wish I could be as translucent as Malcolm Conley!

by blah de blah April 13, 2005

Malcolm Mclaren

Manager of the Sex Pistols. Dick.

Dumbarse: Man, I watched "The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle", that was awesome. Malcolm McLaren is the shit.
REAL fan: Dude, you suck.

by Bons the pie January 26, 2007