Miami Shit Machine 

Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.

Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.

Gallant: ...

Miami Shit Machine by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

The Machine Gun 

A very expensive, electronic dildo. Some may have to sell their socks in order to afford it.

Hi, I'm Billy Mays here to introduce you to The Machine Gun! But wait, there's more! Order one right now and get a free pair of socks!

The Machine Gun by CalmTony1027 August 5, 2017

russia's greatest love machine

In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.

Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine

russia's greatest love machine by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019

mr. body massage machine 

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.

Mr. body massage machine GO

mr. body massage machine by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012

bush machine 

A man that gets a lot of ladies.

John gets all the women. He is a bush machine.

bush machine by Harn September 14, 2006

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Rise Against the Machine 

A mistake when referring to either, Rise Against or Rage Against the Machines. Though coming from different genres, their names could be intertwined to produce confusion to the listener.

Person 1 - Dude, did you hear that new Rise Against the Machine song?

Person 2 - Don't you mean Rage Against the Machine?

Person 1 - Damn it.

Rise Against the Machine by Kswed April 26, 2011