lube the lever

see masturbation

I gotta lube the lever right away!

by Robert Van Winkle April 5, 2004

Jiffy Lube

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

by Timpano December 21, 2008

boob lube

1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them

Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

buffy lube

n. the act of receiving oral sex to the penis

Shorty gave me a buffy lube the other day.

by AlwayzSharp March 5, 2006

The Lube Monster

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

by willey, j April 30, 2009

auto-lube

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.

I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!

by ad fan September 15, 2008

Lace Lube

A nickname for someone who hides their horniness, and enjoys Minecraft. They are a pretty cool person who likes to watch a lot of Netflix.

“Oh em gee did you see Lace Lube the other day?”

“Yeah she was looking very emo.”

by WhenYouChicken April 29, 2020