Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 24, 2010

The Long Drive

A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die

Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?

by Conscript.mdl November 13, 2021

long bang

When you give up a chance for what could be one-time-only sexual intercourse in the efforts of securing long-term banging prospects.

Ahh, going for the long bang, I see.

by kaosushijin February 08, 2011

Long Crendon

A small village in the county of Buckinghamshire, in England. About 1,000 people live there. Other names: "Crendon" for short or "L.C Ghetto"

I am going to Long Crendon today

by LC Inhabitant April 20, 2011

a long minute

Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.

As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.

by DPotort January 16, 2019

Hammer Long

Hammer Long is the name of a song by French Montana. No one really knows why the song is called that.

The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.

"Hey man! How was work?"

"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"

"Wow.... Hammer Long......"

by HammerLooooong March 20, 2023

Ben Long

Intelligent hacker of minecraft who uses a uses a pill to tickle his lil pickle.

Wow, that guy is using a pill while he is playing minecraft, he is probably a ben long getting a little tickle to his pickle

by CHCICkey January 30, 2019