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loan officer

1.) A high-school educated former copier or used car salesman who figured out that he could make money for doing very little by acting as a middleman between banks and even less educated customers (borrowers). He or she drives a Porche or BMW, but its leased just like his house. Borrowers will fight tooth and nail over their proposed 1% fee for 2 weeks to a month worth of effort, but have no problem paying their real estate agent 3% for a couple days of local driving and filling out boilerplate forms.

2.) Scapegoats for the major banks and Wall Street money men who actually create the loan programs costing people their homes that you see on TV.

You can find a LO at nearly any after-hour event that contains any two of the following: alcohol, sluts, cocaine, Las Vegas, suckers, bluetooth headsets, yachts, any aspect of society emphasizing appearance over substance.
Even though my local bank branch laughed at me when I asked them, my loan officer buddy Joe was able to get me into a new $800 grand house despite the fact that I have no job, no savings to use as a down payment, my FICO score is negative, I'm on several mandatory sex offender lists, and he knows I plan to cook meth in the garage. But Joe's a fucking douchebag because it turns out he made almost $500 dollars off me.
by Elias Creed May 6, 2007
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lochaned

Getting hit in the face with a hockey stick during a field hockey match and losing teeth or breaking jaw bones
damn that fool came from the wrong side and got lochaned
by surfers field hockey man May 29, 2009
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Logan Lerman

DAYUM DAT BITCH HAWT.

As well as being rather attractive...more than rather...very attractive.

ANYWAY

Logan is also a very talented actor and has been that way from a young age; I can't actually think of one bad performance he has given. I mean, I can think of a bad movie (not naming any names....gamer) but it wasn't his performance that made it bad, it was just a shite movie.
Seriously, don't watch it. Unless you like tits and blood and nonsensical plot lines. Everything else he's been in is great though.
Logan was born on January 19th 1992, and attended Beverly Hills High School, and there's talk of him going to NYU.
Friend: Why are you so obsessed with that person?

Me: Who? Logan Lerman? Well...I...errr....because he's highly talented?

Friend: So not for his face?

Me: OKAY, OKAY, HE HAS A GLORIOUS JEW FACE BUT HE'S TALENTED TOO!

Friend: That's what I thought.
by notagirlscout June 18, 2011
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Faith Lehane

A character from WB/UPN's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer". Sometimes called the "The Third Slayer" or the "Dark Slayer" or "Rogue Slayer" She loves the life of slaying too much and accidentally killed the Mayor's Deputy, went to jail for it. Helped Buffy Summers defeat "The First" Location currently unkown due to Sunnydale a "crater"

Is a playable character in the video game "Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds" and has appeared as a cameo in occassional "Buffy" and "Angel" novels & episodes.
You: "Which Slayer do you like best? Buffy Summers or Faith Lehane?"
Me: "I like both. Buffy for her wit, Faith for her kick-ass-take-no-prisoners attitude."
You: *smirks* "Five by Five girlfriend!"
by Lisa Parnell December 29, 2007
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Logan

Logan's are sweet, kind, and loyal. They always try to protect the ones they love and care about and would do anything for their friends. They have dreamy voices and one look from them will make your heart melt. They also have a great sense of humor and love to make the ones they love laugh. They're amazing and inventive lovers and are always sure to please their partner. A night spent with a Logan will be the best of your life, though you'll wake the next morning sore and in serious need of hydration. If you are lucky enough to have caught the interest of a Logan, be sure to hang on to them.
Logan Great Sex Lover Amazing Funny Kind
by LRWalker May 29, 2013
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Logan Paul is cancerous

Just go to the Logan Paul Wikipedia page if you want real information. I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
by LeoDefines November 9, 2017
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loan shark

Pawn broker or a bookie that has no morals and would cut your ass quickly if you default on a loan.
If you need ends (money), go see JZ on 28th. He'll hook you up but your ass is his collateral.
by shinobus July 21, 2004
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