1.) A high-school educated former copier or used car salesman who figured out that he could make money for doing very little by acting as a middleman between banks and even less educated customers (borrowers). He or she drives a Porche or BMW, but its leased just like his house. Borrowers will fight tooth and nail over their proposed 1% fee for 2 weeks to a month worth of effort, but have no problem paying their real estate agent 3% for a couple days of local driving and filling out boilerplate forms.
2.) Scapegoats for the major banks and Wall Street money men who actually create the loan programs costing people their homes that you see on TV.
You can find a LO at nearly any after-hour event that contains any two of the following: alcohol, sluts, cocaine, Las Vegas, suckers, bluetooth headsets, yachts, any aspect of society emphasizing appearance over substance.
2.) Scapegoats for the major banks and Wall Street money men who actually create the loan programs costing people their homes that you see on TV.
You can find a LO at nearly any after-hour event that contains any two of the following: alcohol, sluts, cocaine, Las Vegas, suckers, bluetooth headsets, yachts, any aspect of society emphasizing appearance over substance.
Even though my local bank branch laughed at me when I asked them, my loan officer buddy Joe was able to get me into a new $800 grand house despite the fact that I have no job, no savings to use as a down payment, my FICO score is negative, I'm on several mandatory sex offender lists, and he knows I plan to cook meth in the garage. But Joe's a fucking douchebag because it turns out he made almost $500 dollars off me.
by Elias Creed May 6, 2007
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As well as being rather attractive...more than rather...very attractive.
ANYWAY
Logan is also a very talented actor and has been that way from a young age; I can't actually think of one bad performance he has given. I mean, I can think of a bad movie (not naming any names....gamer) but it wasn't his performance that made it bad, it was just a shite movie.
Seriously, don't watch it. Unless you like tits and blood and nonsensical plot lines. Everything else he's been in is great though.
Logan was born on January 19th 1992, and attended Beverly Hills High School, and there's talk of him going to NYU.
As well as being rather attractive...more than rather...very attractive.
ANYWAY
Logan is also a very talented actor and has been that way from a young age; I can't actually think of one bad performance he has given. I mean, I can think of a bad movie (not naming any names....gamer) but it wasn't his performance that made it bad, it was just a shite movie.
Seriously, don't watch it. Unless you like tits and blood and nonsensical plot lines. Everything else he's been in is great though.
Logan was born on January 19th 1992, and attended Beverly Hills High School, and there's talk of him going to NYU.
Friend: Why are you so obsessed with that person?
Me: Who? Logan Lerman? Well...I...errr....because he's highly talented?
Friend: So not for his face?
Me: OKAY, OKAY, HE HAS A GLORIOUS JEW FACE BUT HE'S TALENTED TOO!
Friend: That's what I thought.
Me: Who? Logan Lerman? Well...I...errr....because he's highly talented?
Friend: So not for his face?
Me: OKAY, OKAY, HE HAS A GLORIOUS JEW FACE BUT HE'S TALENTED TOO!
Friend: That's what I thought.
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Is a playable character in the video game "Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds" and has appeared as a cameo in occassional "Buffy" and "Angel" novels & episodes.
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You: "Which Slayer do you like best? Buffy Summers or Faith Lehane?"
Me: "I like both. Buffy for her wit, Faith for her kick-ass-take-no-prisoners attitude."
You: *smirks* "Five by Five girlfriend!"
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You: *smirks* "Five by Five girlfriend!"
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