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lizard look face 

When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.
Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.

Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol
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lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk
"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"
lizard monkey by lizard monkey November 6, 2025

Lizard Cock

When a man’s penis has eczema, resembling scales making it appear like a lizard.
When holding a lizard, the man couldn’t differentiate between the scaly, dry reptile and his penis. He then realized he had a sever case of the “Lizard Cock”
Lizard Cock by Drewski! December 30, 2025

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.
Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.
Ho lotta lizard by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look 

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.
Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!
Lot lizard look by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

We're off to see the Lizard... 

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.
The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...